For those whom might enjoy a few laughs, below are links and a few excerpts for some of my latest satire news articles I have recently written and posted on The Spoof:
U.S. Secret Service Use of President George W. Bush Clones, to Act as Body Doubles, Questioned
Washington, D.C. -- April 6, 2004
It has been learned from high level government sources, speaking on condition of anonymity, that the United States Secret Service has been using clones of President George W. Bush to act as body doubles for the President.
The Secret Service is said to have undertaken this initiative, after the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001, in order to provide improved protection of the President at all times.
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It has also been disclosed that the use of such clones in place of the President is just one of the many questions that will be posed by the 9/11 Commission when National Security Adviser Condoleeza Rice appears publicly before them to provide testimony under oath.
This is said to be just one of several reasons why the White House initially had stalled concerning allowing Ms. Rice to provide sworn testimony as well as the previous reluctance of the President and Vice President to appear in private before the entire 9/11 Commission.
President George W. Bush Said to Have Dreams of Pro-Baseball Career
Washington, D.C. -- April 6, 2004
Speaking on condition of anonymity, several White House sources are rumored to have stated privately that President George W. Bush has decided not to run for re-election in 2004 after all.
Apparently, based upon his performance of throwing out the first pitch during the St. Louis Cardinals’ season opener against the Milwaukee Brewers at Busch Stadium in St. Louis, Missouri on Monday (April 5, 2004), the President is said to have been overheard mentioning that he has decided to take up a baseball career as a pitcher.
Several of these same White House sources also shared their opinion that "the President must be dreaming."
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President Bush Vows US Led Coalition Will Find "Weapons of Mass Distraction"
Washington, D.C. -- April 5, 2004
During a short appearance before a throng of cheering supporters gathered outside the White House today, President George W. Bush vowed that no stone will be left unturned within Iraq by the US led coalition, as they continue seeking out the Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD's), which he insists still remain hidden somewhere deep in that war torn nation.
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